![]() ![]() ![]() When the floodwaters rise, no one wants to see him float by on his yacht, as evidenced by the Christian satire website the Babylon Bee’s shot Tuesday at Osteen: “Joel Osteen Sails Luxury Yacht Through Flooded Houston To Pass Out Copies Of ‘Your Best Life Now. But the inequality that makes Osteen an inspiration is also what makes him an uncomfortable representation of the deep chasms in the land of opportunity between the haves and the have-nots. For that reason, churchgoers love to see their preachers thrive as living embodiments of their own message. The promise of the prosperity gospel is that it has found a formula that guarantees that God always blesses the righteous with health, wealth and happiness. In addition to his mansions, Joel Osteen and his wife, Victoria, live a posh lifestyle. He is a wealthy man who unapologetically preaches that God has blessed him, with the added bonus that God can bless anyone else, too. According to available data, there is a 10 chance that Joel Osteen has had plastic surgery on his nose and a 15 chance he has had surgery on his eyes. From aerial views of his jaw-dropping mansion to the cut of his navy suits, he always looks like a man with a good reason to be smiling. Joel Osteen represents the Christian 1 percent. ![]()
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